It's an acquired taste, but I've gotten to actually prefer grapefruit Perrier to pop most of the time.

This is really excellent advice. I love to snack. And I work from home, so I can eat whenever I want. I just make sure to stock the cupboards with shit that isn't terribly unhealthy: Brazil nuts, bananas, yogurt, cashews, wasabi peas, etc.

Follow up piece by HamNo:
"Work out. Eat right. Don't stop. Don't complain. Don't join a gym. Don't listen to music. Don't smile. Don't do that exercise you're currently doing. Don't enjoy yourself. Never stop."

Did anyone tell Ratty, Mole and Badger? They need to know if Toad Hall is getting arial bombardment.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

A) You're taking this entirely too personally.

Counterpoint:

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

It was the blurst of times?

"It was a lil bland"

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

I think a certain blog post author is tired of getting their butt kicked playing Cones of Dunshire.

Anne Perkins is still too high on this list.

Peter King is Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich from Parks and Rec.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

You picked a great time to go after Hinkie. Less than 24 hours after your original article he had his most Hinkiest day yet.

The lights will probably be dimmed when Charles Barkley passes. Mainly because they won't be able to pay the electric bill.

More awkward was Wells' reply when he laughed awkwardly and gave Jay his drink order.

"But that isn't enough—they want the players to not just stumble through a miserable, season-long humiliation but to believe they're doing so for the greater glory of Philadelphia baseball!"