Next year's cover is going to be a woman in stirrups with a speculum in. Just right up in it. If we're having this vagina conversation anyway, we might as well see an actual vagina, damnit.

Bless your heart.

The fact that you weren't responding to the comment directly above yours doesn't change how funny it is that it looks like you were responding to the comment directly above yours.

Midnight. Let 'em know right from the get-go that they're entering the BONE ZONE.

No, although there is this thing called the Internet where such material is abundant. Just use the AOL keyword "Lemon Party."

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

we're being criticized for being a public awareness campaign—which we are!

Virginia Witt to Deadspin: Stick to Sprots!

I would actually be curious to read more from someone who deals with domestic violence professionally on what the potential achievements and utility of an "awareness campaign" are. (Self criticism: if I were REALLY interested, maybe I wouldn't be posting the question on a sports gossip blog!) I was a child when the…

Now watch, my sons, as I magically turn this hexagon....into a circle!

Now in Gif Form

Plus the aforementioned kitteh-marshmallow hybrid. Here's another:

Editor's note: We used the male pronoun in this piece because there has been no official confirmation from Jenner about a transition, nor has Jenner made clear any preference regarding pronouns. Please feel free to email me at marchman@deadspin.com if you have any questions or concerns.

Jason even though you are an Unethical Game Journo Pros, (but mostly because you are a Man) I will be civil in the hopes of furthering polite discourse.

he's a scholar. he enjoys scholarly pursuits.

Or maybe they couldn't pick one player from a team that did not lose at all during the month, so they said "Screw it, let's pick all five."

2008 called, it wants its declaration of the death of subscription television back.

Gronk now reportedly interested in joining the Washington Redskins

no thank you pls