Aaaaaaah this is like Aristocrats-level gross...

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

How about an accompanying article:

Strangely enough, I've had moderate success when leading with "Wanna go ride bikes?" It's strange because I really prefer to bike alone.

I mean, that's still a little forward but at least it opens up the convo.

HIGHLY ILLEGAL

I'm Leslie and I write for this here website.

That's so sweet

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

I really hope your word choice of "flounder" and "sea of props" was purposeful and a nod to the ocean theme. If not, just pretend like it was and you're a master wordsmith.

I have an idea. What if I dumped my coffee all over my desk, drove my car through the front window of my office, tore open my shirt, and screamed "WU-TANG AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!"

Great food for thought, Diana.

I thought they did roll out an inflatable beaver.

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?

If they sent this to everyone, I wouldn't really have a problem with it.

Clinton-Dix.

There's a fine line between being interesting and being pretentious...