As a Bulls fan, I still think the Hawks are the best in the East.

Oh I like him.

Bend her over, like Beckham.

Rape Cod?

No chance that account isn't run by a collegiate underclassman who just discovered (and won't shut up about) social darwinism and has never experienced real loss.

No wonder that guy spews so much shit, he's got a rebellious asshole.

*sprays wine all over you*

One of my coworkers said gesundheit to the noise I just made.

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

The answer is always scott hall

Looks like Oprah sees Martin Luther King's birthday as an opportunity to promote a movie.

I LOVE seeing people going crazy when their team loses.; so much emotion for something that doesn't matter. Good times!

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

an Irish couple moved to Smyrna and opened up a pub and the food is really good. Classy place too. But you have to go to Smyrna...

If you give her a chance, she'll be happy to explain it to you.

I'm older than Dunham's target demographic. Even as a younger man I was never a particular "hip" guy. So with those caveats let me declare the hottest of hot takes: I just do not understand what is interesting about Lena Dunham.

Good. I can delete this episode without listening.

No shit

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.