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I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

I thought Rex would play footsie a little longer with Buffalo before finally signing.

And I thought the ass eater in Detroit was a lock.

Seriously and without snark: Thanks for your contributions, Craggs. Deadspin seems like a better place to come for news AND dick pics these days, as opposed to one or the other.

OK, this is just confusing.

I wonder how far I could punt Samantha J. Kitty.

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the

Don't know why. I have never met a dude who has had a problem with condoms and I have met some well-endowed dudes.

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

Working on this must've been a labia of love.

When you think about it, the idea of sending a beat reporter to just go write on the road is quite novel.

if twitter is down can the trade even happen?

Piazza admitted to using PEDS (though he claims he stopped when they were banned in baseball) in his autobiography.

GREAT THANKS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D FUCK HER

That...that's the point I'm making!

Have you seen what's behind the trees?

This kid's face is making my day.

You're wrong.