Why are they dickbags? For owning a property and attempting to get money for it?

His skills haven't declined enough yet.

Fuck her and the step-brother she rode in on.

Thank you, this is my new favorite picture.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

You never put down your pet. You send it to live on a farm up state. With big fields for it to run around in. You never put it down, especially not when you're away at college and don't have the opportunity to say goodbye.

Peeta this is a little excessive, no?

I am a big Tigers fan, and growing up it was pretty well known that Lou Whitaker and Chet Lemon never stood for the national anthem, according to their faith. Both were Jehovah's Witnesses. Nobody ever seemed to think it was a big deal back then.

"This idea, I like it. We will do this immediately."

If he had been deeply appreciative of the cops, paramedics, and stun gun, that would be the Molly talking. I think the coke might be the real criminal mastermind here.

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I thought Lorde was a 45 year old man from Colorado?

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

If I remember right he said all they do is talk shit on everybody else which is pretty much 90% of Deadspin, so he wasn't exactly wrong.

Reporter: What do you have to say for yourselves?

New Orleans has objected, asserting that it's unreasonable to expect fans going abroad for one game to learn a second language.

It would be hard to argue that it wouldn't have had an impact. What that impact would be is difficult to determine. I see a few key differences. The current scandal is an order of magnitude worse than the hypothetical one if they turned him in, IMO. Turning over your ex-coach to your authorities would show GRIT…

I make jokes on a sports blog.

Joke's on you, pal. I hate sports.