The NFL and its teams continue to be fantastic at getting things right on the third or fourth try...

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

I didn't know Why Your Team Sucks 2014 was a contest, but I'm ready to declare a winner now. Any objections?

A perfect example of the need to educate people about the cycle of abuse and its psychological effect on victims.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Thankfully, no video of that exists. Right? Please?

This whole fiasco kind of puts the whole "Michael Sam is a distraction" argument into its proper context.

Come on — it's not like he punched a woman or anything. He only threw a woman onto a pile of guns and smashed a toilet seat down on her arm after he threw her necklace into the toilet, then dragged her around by the hair and tried to choke her and told her he was going to kill her. That's like, one game and a $10k…

"Oh, THAT tape? We thought it was from the Pats, so we burned it."

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

I'll let someone else make a snarky comment here, I'm just going to say that's a damn shame.

Omg, you have replied to one of the dumbest commenters I have read in a while. He is not even considering the things you have said he is just spouting off.

My scouting report: oaffy44 has a little bit (a lot) of idiot in him. He's the kind of internet tough guy who makes a comment stating that he knows everything because he might have played at a high level of ball. I don't care if you were MVP of the NBA, that was a stupid comment.

For the record, we never said he did a bad job. We said he's a piece of shit.

Let's see what happens after the Giants play a game that isn't on the same day as a huge scandal in the NFL.

Does anybody else feel like the NCAA saw what was going on with Ray Rice today and decided to try and slip this one in under the radar?

The receipt was printed at 3:13 ET. They uploaded it to Facebook to complain about it so quickly that PhillyMag contacted the place and Deadspin caught wind of it then posted an article all in less than two hours.

I've been to PYT enough times to know their shady self-promotion tactics when I see them. Sales must be down on the burger with the fried pieces of elios pizza for a bun.

I totally believe the theory that he thought he was leaving 20%. I have no doubts this is what actually happened.

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation: