These are trying times for the Ravens organization, but they can take inspiration from a former player:

Peter King, to restaurant hostess: Hey, did you hear about Peter King's integrity?

That shit doesn't actually taste like apples, you fraud-enabling bastard.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

I am going to ban you if you do this again.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Woah, I'm obnoxious - sorry about that folks.

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

It makes him xenophobic.

Prejudiced, actually. European is not a race.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

White nervous, not black nervous. HUGE diff.

The glass of Chardonnay didn't fall far from the veranda here.

I'm from California and your beer sucks, too.

They're basically the NFL equivalent to the kid who always brought Hydrox cookies for lunch instead of Oreo's.

When you're reading a tom ley article that has no input from tom ley.

When you see your comment is not grey anymore.

I can't wait for the moral outrage in the media tomorrow from men who tried to justify domestic violence.

I believe you missed North Korea, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan, Liberia, and Florida.