Couldn't this just be about following celebrity culture in general? A lot of the people I know who are into celeb culture to the point where they follow the progress of someone's "bump" and "recovery" are unhappy in their own lives. Instead of trying to make a change, or putting effort into meeting people & being part…

Yeah, but how else will they keep people from Old Mexico out?

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

How long have you had your head in the sand?

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

As is Ghostbusters 3 and most hurricanes.

Still better than Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith.

It's the new fourth meal combo option at Taco Bell

The most unsettling thing is that she looks like a Jessica Alba Bratz doll here.

So what you're saying is, Lost in Translation ScarJo is like the Ramones, but post-Reynolds ScarJo is like the New York Dolls.

I'm looking forward to how uncomfortable Zach will be on camera!

To steal what someone else said on another message board: Technically, suicide is a selfish act. However, people who are clinically depressed to the point where they're seriously considering suicide aren't capable of thinking rationally about such things.

As has been said before, his feed doubles as a parody account. Flawless.

Peter King: God, did you hear about Robin Williams?

Adhering to a strict Honey Nut Cheerios diet will do wonders for a man. Just ask KG.

Composite sketch of these items you dislike:

One of the few cases where "That's not my face" would have been a perfectly valid statement.

I betcha it would have gotten pulled even faster if Dusty Baker were still around.

They pulled some stories about a previous Reds owner out of a fear of being Schott.