Love and Bosh are nothing alike

Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.

While it may seem counterintuitive to some that gay or lesbian youth would be at risk for heightened pregnancy risk, it's entirely unsurprising for anyone who actually grew up with a queer identity. This is especially true in areas where homophobia is rampant and queer teens may feel that engaging in risky…

Holy shit! I never knew about Shift+F3. I'm pretty good with computers and now I just feel like a total idiot.

That is a scurrilous accusation against a Deadspin writer, and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

Woman: Oh . . . oh my. I guess everything really is bigger in Texas . . .

I like her because she has big boobies.

I'm sure you intended this to sound only 10 percent as creepy as it doees

We already know this site hates Yuengling, so reading further opinions about beer on this site is worthless.

Coors Banquet....

This tweet got me blocked by David Price, but then he unblocked me and accepted me for the troll that I am.

Feigning a taste for Skyline chili when he's in Cincinnati is just so Peter King. When he's in New Orleans, he gets gumbo; when he's in Baltimore, he has to have a crab cake; when he's in Chicago, he hides his disgust for the cheese and tomato stew in a bread boule they call pizza; when he's he Cleveland, he pays top…

Peter King still looks like the love child of George Wendt and Ma Fratelli from The Goonies.

I think what we're all thinking is: Peter needs to stop sharing photos of Dr. Z's brain scans.

No, that's the Cardinals. At least if you go by twitter feeds.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Still in Oakland

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.