“Sam. A GM of your stature needs a good fake name.”

So not only did Ed Werder just find out he was fired, but his dog is dying.

I’ve always thought he looks like the Grinch, but without makeup.

He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

It belongs in a museum!

Pshh. Conformist.

Those NFL jerks are destroying this city.

Middling. At best.

Make sure you include offer code “JAGRAG”

Thanks - somehow missed this.

Is there some context to that story?

Back in my day, golf consisted of veiled racist slurs and horrible sock choices. What has happened to this once proud sport!?

HA!

So that’s the locker room talk Trump was going on about. It all makes sense now.

How is it a joke? The Warriors might still be without Durant, and they match up poorly to teams that have powerful centers.

Eh. Simmons knows basketball. His takes on everything else are mediocre at best.

Technically? Yes. He started the game. But it would be the same as saying Matt Barnes is the Warriors starting 3. Which is technically correct, but not really.

The World Cup is going to be a mess, especially when the cameras pan to the President’s suite and Trump is giving Putin an over-the-pants handy.

I’m always amazed when protecting the criminals’ privacy gets higher priority than protecting the victims.

But this is only Jameis’ first offense. I’m sure he’ll learn.