Bryan Colangelo is the villain from every 80s movie and he’s hellbent on building luxury condos on top of the community park.

Abe Simpson may have been on to something.

It’s easy to say this all after the fact, but there’s no way anyone around the NBA knew in advance that the Kings were a poorly run organization or that Divac was seriously outmatched as a GM.

Do resorts in the Caribbean still include all-you-can-eat Honey Nut Cheerios?

Danny Ainge is quietly leaking out details to the Globe about he, Danny Ainge, almost orchestrated a magnificent Aingean trade to land Jah for a second round pick in 2022.

If the DNC goes more centrist, then that opens up a spot to the left for a third party.

I’m waiting for my apology.

ANYTHING TO SAY NOW?!

Some Sixers tickets have been going 4 times face value on StubHub. So those kids might appreciate the income.

Bryan Colangelo went through an in-depth vetting process before he was hired as GM of the team. I trust that he - and he alone - has the skills to guide this team to greatness. Just like he did in Toronto and Phoenix.

In these trying times, it’s great to see we can all still unite and hate Duke.

Peter Thiel is gonna sue you so hard for this.

What if you shoot the missle before it hits? That’s how it works, right?

Uh oh - Oakley stepping in.

I didn’t know Draymond was a guest lecturer in Duke’s Physiology department.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

And Big Ben didn’t push to stay in Providence?

No Pete Rose still? I swear, everything Marge Schott touched turned to shit.

I’m not saying she doesn’t.

If the number is more than one, I don’t want to be in the same plane as her.