HA!

So that’s the locker room talk Trump was going on about. It all makes sense now.

How is it a joke? The Warriors might still be without Durant, and they match up poorly to teams that have powerful centers.

This would never have happened if there were less regulations in place.

Eh. Simmons knows basketball. His takes on everything else are mediocre at best.

This is somehow Obama’s fault. I just know it!

Technically? Yes. He started the game. But it would be the same as saying Matt Barnes is the Warriors starting 3. Which is technically correct, but not really.

Interestingly, significantly more boys said this happened to them than girls.

The World Cup is going to be a mess, especially when the cameras pan to the President’s suite and Trump is giving Putin an over-the-pants handy.

I’m always amazed when protecting the criminals’ privacy gets higher priority than protecting the victims.

But this is only Jameis’ first offense. I’m sure he’ll learn.

DDL and Christoph Waltz make history by winning acting Oscars and starring in the In Memorium section during the same year.

People who die in movies don’t die in real life too?

Bryan Colangelo is the villain from every 80s movie and he’s hellbent on building luxury condos on top of the community park.

You don’t really need to do much to catch them. They move very slowly.

In true Philadelphia fashion, I have liquor in my desk. So no need for Monks

I’m in Philadelphia within walking distance of Comcast’s HQ. Do you want me to go over and yell at them?

Abe Simpson may have been on to something.

It’s easy to say this all after the fact, but there’s no way anyone around the NBA knew in advance that the Kings were a poorly run organization or that Divac was seriously outmatched as a GM.

Do resorts in the Caribbean still include all-you-can-eat Honey Nut Cheerios?