I didn’t realize Kinja deals was where sarcasm went to die. I apologize. No more sarcastic comments for this crowd. Yeesh.

I didn’t realize Kinja deals was where sarcasm went to die. I apologize. No more sarcastic comments for this crowd.…

I thought my sarcasm was obvious enough, but apparently not. Thank you for your polite and informative reply, though.

I thought my sarcasm was obvious enough, but apparently not. Thank you for your polite and informative reply, though.

No. You don’t understand. There’s an article that says it’s not a good bargain for the consumer, therefore it shouldn’t be done. What’s so complicated about that?

No. You don’t understand. There’s an article that says it’s not a good bargain for the consumer, therefore it…

Anyone can fill up the stat sheet when they take three days off and just hang around. Let me see what he can do in a back-to-back.

I wonder how KFC feels about being the token meal of the Trump campaign.

Where are the “Just beat the shit out of my significant other, so I’m waiting for my hand to heal” and “Recovering from Brain Damage” injury tags?

I know Brazil has tried to shape their legal system similar to that in the U.S., but using this race to show their acceptance of Plessy v. Ferguson is a step in the wrong direction.

LET ME TELL YOU THE SECRET HOW TO BE ALWAYS FULL OF BEANS.

Had Fun. Made a Mistake. Life Goes On. - The Ryan Lochte Story.

It’s almost like the NFL collectively doesn’t give a fuck.

You think Berman settled some scores?

Kelly Olynyk looks like he’d request the stripper with the largest C-Section scar.

Skyr 4 LYFE.

Yes.

Oh - I suck. We’ve all known that ... but I’ll go down defending Achewood.

I wasn’t sharing this to show the greatness of the comic. As Kanye Westeros points out, it’s not even in the top half.

Something tells me you don’t drink enough water.

I heard he wears visors with Jeremy Renner when they travel abroad.

I assumed the kid in question was Zack Hample.

Mike Piazza vacations in Provincetown.