Oh, fuck that.

Yeesh. There go the Sixers title hopes.

What are my options if I don’t want to fart and nap in the afternoon every day? For the record, I have no problem with that plan - but I think my coworkers might come for you.

He’s already working on a blistering response to this. Can’t wait to not read that one too.

I would make sure the Celtics still drafted Len Bias in 1986, but I’d change history to make sure Bill Simmons discovered the body.

Theyve already called dibs on Simmons.

Okafor’s competent season of basketball does not fit with any system that the Sixers could roll out with their current roster. If you want to call it a roster. He has decent value, but not a good fit. So trading him for a point guard (or the chance to draft one) is a good idea.

Just Jalopnik. Sorry.

If you have enough, you can own Deadspin.

Poor Blues. They’ll always have Al MacInnis’ slap shot.

St. Louis has a hockey team?

Thank you for explaining the joke.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

I can see the basis for complaint. Women didn’t even exist until the 1960s, so it’s really a disservice to cover them at all. It is a history podcast, after all, and history was written by us white men.

In a battle of trustworthiness between Iggy and George Karl, I choose Iggy. Then I choose everyone else in the league. Then 95% of the human race. Then I’d hopefully get abducted by aliens. Because Karl is a piece of shit.

I still don’t see what that has to do with pushing cows over. Some people don’t have the center of gravity for it. Isn’t a relationship supposed to be a team? I say if you want hat cow in the ground, you have to be willing to get your boots dirty. But that’s just my opinion.

Maybe you should do the tipping?

I stopped watching after the first basket. Did the Sixers hold on to the lead?

More so than usual, this comment section is a bastion of well-reasoned, non-generalized, fact-based arguments.

I feel bad for the PSU administration. With all of this bad press, it’ll be difficult to raise funds for all six statues.