I think the Vikings proved that a nice sized boat will fulfill all of your orgiastic needs.

Why don’t the Eagles just wait for one of the other 29 starting QBs to get arrested this offseason and use the leverage to their advantage?

See everyone? Police coverups and inept politicians aren’t a new phenomena. We should be joyous that we are staying true to our roots!

And to make it even more authentic, he flew to Colorado at half time and had sex with a willing* participant.

My favorite is still him stepping over current Cavs assistant coach during the 2001 Finals.

How far can you punt a football?

Albert is silently fuming over how horrible this list is. I give it until 2:30 until he has an outburst about how criminally underrated gum balls are.

Very disappointed that you didn’t re-promote the greatest story this web site has ever run:

When it was green lit?

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

This is shaping up to be the biggest “Who gives a fuck?” story of 2016!! My heart is not racing for the next installment!

“They all do that” is a cop out. They do - to an extent. Hell, I’d have something lined up if I were famous too. But with most other people, that public persona feels like an extension/amplification lf some aspect of their life.

I didn’t say he’s not good. Hes one of the best in the league. I just don’t like him. He comes off (to me) as incredibly fake, and his public persona is structured in a way where he wants people to think he’s a gee whiz, aw shucks good guy, when he’s probably just boring... but that’s not a good branding option, so he…

Very possible. I compare to Marino because there’s just something about him that makes me not like him. Karl was just kind of there.

They might even be the same person. I’ve never seen them in the same room.

The real tragedy here is that Steph Curry’s greatness will distract from the continued confirmation that Durant is Dan Marino 2.0.

Damn. What a fucking dumpster fire. And James Harden was having sex with it.

Well, yea. He never met a player he didn’t want to send away for 30 cents on the dollar.

Which is why I said decent. Dalembert is second all-time in blocks for the Sixers (which is not entirely accurate, as it wasn’t counted as a stat for a while), so I wouldn’t say garbage.

Nice try, super fan. He wasn’t GM when Turner was picked. Larry Hughes, Speedy Claxton, Sammy Dalembert, Andre Iguodala*, Lou Williams. Like I said - decent picks, but never a home run.