Really? Every single other team in the league is so upset over this one instance of “unwritten rules broken” (*never* heard of the unwritten rule that you can’t sub out your starting pitcher after one batter because that’d be mean to the other team who stacked their lineup specifically to beat the guy they thought…

...we were naïve to believe that providing education alone is enough to protect these girls from the abuses they may face

Wrexham

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

See, the problem is that they only moved 2 teams there. If they had gone ahead and moved all three teams, they’d be getting three times as much money! That’s just simple math.

Well, what else was Pete supposed to do with that $93,000 ring?

Let’s also not forget the Ugandan Anti-homosexuality Act signed into law by this fuck-knuckle in 2014 which implements life imprisonment for anyone engaging in homosexual acts. (It was the death penalty until this was internationally vilified).

But hey, he got some sneakers!

This couldn’t be another instance of a woman patiently supporting a man while he performs an entire three movement concerto of dumb shit, could it?

I hate the idea of a Revenge Body. It’s insane. What do you even hope to gain, here?  To make the guy regret cheating on you?  And then what?  Like, I get being mad, and I’m all for exercise as therapy, but this kind of crap is not healthy or reasonable.

Marriage is hard enough without feeling like you are competing with the ghosts of relationships past. 

If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

Simone and Aly Raisman can take over USA gymnastics from these older adults today. That’s the only way it will survive.

‘if i read that right...... you mean you accidentally killed him before you dissapeared him out of the country to kill him?’

True story. I walked the mall the day before I went into labor. I had to go give my opinion on bridesmaids dresses for my sister’s wedding and then Mr. Levy wanted to go look at stuff. Probably walked about 2 miles. Went home and took the best nap of my pregnancy. Woke up in labor around 4:30am. ;)

I am so glad you can do your research to determine you shouldn’t get the flu shot. Be sure to tell all the doctors and people who work at the CDC that you figured it all out. 

You know how effective not getting a flu shot is at preventing the flu? 0%. 

It’s impossible to catch the flu from the modern flu shot. Unless your last flu shot was decades ago you either a) caught the flu anyway from a source other than the shot (it’s not 100% effective but that’s no reason to not still get the shot) or b) caught something else and thought it was the flu.

Well in their defense you do sound like an asshole.

This is an excellent headline.