My BFF is a funeral director, and childless. When someone asks her this question, usually an older relative, she asks in the sweetest voice, when are you planning on dying. 

I’m a gay dad and my partner and I are asked multiple times a week if we are planning to have another one. There’s apparently almost no thought given to the well-known fact that we adopted and that it took us years to do so.

She’s totally pregnant y’all. With TWINS! Or her mother brought over some frozen boxes of Thin Mints. After a few of those long (but never long enough) irresistible plastic sleeves and you’ll have twins for days.

or demanding to know the sex of the baby, because we can’t be putting our girls in blue or our boys in pink! It’ll really confuse them, when they spit up or poop on the wrong colour!

All this “watching a pregnant woman” is super creepy.

JK Rowling is kind of a garbage person, isn’t she.

She wore a spacious coat–spacious enough to conceal a snack pack of samosas or a baby, either of which would be a perfectly credible explanation–to Princess Eugenie’s wedding yesterday and took it off only after entering the church.

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

Na…

When we were moving out of my dorm in my freshman year of college I found a pumpkin that had been there since October and I didn’t know because I am so goddam filthy. My hallmates screamed in horror.

You know what has been pissing me off lately?  There is already a remedy in the law for someone making “baseless” accusations which cause you damage.  It’s called suing for defamation.  That has not stopped being an option!  If someone lies and said you did something that you didn’t do, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. …

So, let’s get something straight. A private, female citizen came forward to tell the country about her experience with sexual assault because she felt it was her duty to do so in order to give the people in charge a clear picture of the man who they were about to put on the highest court in the land for a lifetime…

I only use Myspace no hoaxes there.

But but what about the gang initiations driving around with their high beams on, and the needles in the coin return slots????????????

Seems like a good time for you to look up Columbus’s CV, fam, for starters.

I’m tired of the Angry White ManTM. (Wish I knew how to do superscript) Just...enough already. Sit down and shut up.

I haven’t seen anyone justify Khabib’s actions.  What I do see is a lot of people wanting Dana and the UFC to admit that they did spur this on.  They sat idly by and let Connor say vile things all because it sold PPVs.  Now the ramifications of letting Connor run wild and using his words in their marketing campaign…

They would need to win before they could pick up a defeated opponent.

Connor and White seemed to be the only ones not picking up on the fact that Khabib was not fucking playing. Connor comes out like a cartoon villain, insulting Khabib’s family, manager, culture and religion, he throws a fake fucking kick at the weigh in and Khabib does nothing. Because you know where he’s from it’s not…

So like, the Venn diagram of people who still like McGregor and MAGA chuds is a single overlapping circle, right?

“What he should have done was walk over, pick Conor up and say some great things to one of other. Whatever you think of Conor, at least respect the guy.”