Yeesh. So this should be a lesson to all- food and sex at the same time do NOT mix.

HusbandVader and I, when we were but adventurous teens, once tried the chocolate syrup thing. (Actually chocolate body paint from Spencer’s that I bought on break when I worked at Build A Bear. It was a pretty weird time for me.) It was hard to wash off. He was keeping it in his windowsill to “refrigerate” (winter in…

The Michaels app too! I haven’t paid full price for anything there since downloading it a couple years ago.

I’m with you. I went to Disney World when I was 8 (we were already in Florida for a wedding) and hit Downtown Disney(land) at 19 when in Anaheim for a conference. I could do without either. And I’m also a certified Disney Hater. I don’t like that one corporation has so much control over what kids and families…

Please do! Making it is sort of meditative now that I’m done with the hard counting.

Thank you!! My goal is to be finished by the end of the month so hopefully I remember/actually finish haha

Today has been all about my Stormy Seas blanket! I finished connecting the bottom and, as of this pic, had 96 hexagons to go.

I went to school in NH, graduated high school in ‘09, never had to dance in gym once. Did almost get my nose broken during flag football. Dancing would have been worse.

The shit he said about New Hampshire specifically in that call made me see red. I’m from NH. I lived there for 22 years. I will not see my beautiful, weird home state disparaged as a “drug den”.

He’s a free agent right now, so maybe not!

Seriously! And tagging “their” Insta accounts (that Kim set up at birth and runs, I’m assuming) is just icing on the cake. Parents like that drive me to drink.

Oh I love Santino and his clothes. But I love Bianca Del Rio more haha

But also

By that point there’s no fiber in it so it isn’t food! Just sucrose and water.

Santino. Just go to Red Lobster with Tim and Andre and I guarantee your body will detox or whatever the fuck

THANK YOU.

I’d love nothing more than to be able to say no, but I got student loans y’all. Debts paid first though, cleared with the lender for at least 30 days, he has to wear a zentai and 100 layers of condoms, and he might end up like Savio Mascalzone at the end. (Doesn’t Italy use a king?)

Maybe THAT’S what the Republicans mean by “death panels.”

No advice, only sympathy. My cousin gave birth a couple weeks ago literally 12 hours after her grandmother died. I’m not sure how she’s functioning either. I’m so sorry for your loss.