My mom used to work at an H&R Block that was three storefronts down from a Subway and all you could smell in there was nasty sandwiches. She always lost weight during tax season. I’m sure those two things are unrelated.
My mom used to work at an H&R Block that was three storefronts down from a Subway and all you could smell in there was nasty sandwiches. She always lost weight during tax season. I’m sure those two things are unrelated.
Instead of living every week like it’s Shark Week, live every day like it’s Opposite Day. I’m down with that.
I fucking love Janice and I hope she and her husband are happy for a long time. No snark. My heart grew a few sizes.
Thank you! It’s Caron Cakes (available from Michael’s and online) in the Rainbow Sprinkles colorway. It’s an acrylic/wool blend that’s super soft and squishy!
Thank you!!
Thanks! It’s all one skein but the blue is really what drew me to this colorway.
Or cat-wrapping size 😹 Thank you!
Yep! I totally love it.
I’m nearly done with this 12 point star blanket! It’s only 26" across but squishy and pretty. I also started gingerbread cookie dough and a baby cocoon because why not.
Fuck everything.
This is the most fucking amazing thing ever.
My husband’s office Christmas party is a freaking Wednesday night. It makes sense if it was just for the employees since it’s the only day everyone works, but they invite spouses/partners. It’s such a hassle and I’m really he has to work nights this year so we can skip it.
ProLiteracy is an organization that helps adults gain basic literacy skills (reading, writing, and math), provides English Language Learning classes and resources, helps people get their high school equivalency, and promotes financial, digital, and health literacy. I’ve learned about them because they have a great…
The idea of having republicans anywhere near my clit.
This is gross and needs way more stars.
Hahaha it’s fine, I laughed my butt off with my husband after we ended the call because I freaking LOVE meat, and I’m not sure why he thinks that would change. Mmmmm steak lol
I think it’s because my half-sister (his other daughter) dated a vegetarian for a while when she was in her mid-late 20s and he ended up being a jerk at the end? Or my dad’s just ridiculous. It could go either way.
Getting my dog in ‘94, when I was about 2.5-2.75. The breeder’s son had one of those home gummy candy makers and we had candy while our parents exchanged money and whatnot. The puppies were really cute too! So floofy.
I spent a grand total of ten minutes talking to my parents. My convo with my mom went fine, my dad told me that I need to do better with my hair (I cut it myself because I don’t really care, and he doesn’t like that?) and implied that he thinks I’m a vegetarian, which in his opinion is a Bad Thing. I’m not, but even…