They broke up many moons ago. Mariah is now with Some Billionaire. (I’m pretty sure they’re still together. Possibly engaged?) Nick was being a douche about signing the divorce papers for a while.

My brother’s a recent UNH alum and he’s pretty fucking pissed. Especially since the school just opened a new outdoor swimming pool. In New Hampshire. Where it’s winter for about 10 months of the year. (I kid, but not by much.) He wishes they’d spent some of the money towards student mental health services or something…

Aw shucks! You’re so welcome!!

I use “Elliott Reid- moment killer” with some frequency in my own life (usually when I’ve just ruined a moment).

You’re so welcome! I love trading tips with people and sharing what works!

I typed up a reply and kinja ate it. So here’s the second version. My kids were a touch older when I started with them (6 and 3), but hopefully this is applicable!

Holy shit, I thought our summer was ridiculous. Major props for sticking it out that long.

Oooof, that’s a big role change. How long did you stick around after that, if you don’t mind my asking?

Deal.

As a nanny for two kids, I can’t decide if that sounds great or terrible. Sure, I could focus all my attention on one kid and not have to worry about what their sibling is up to, plus when their schedules were wildly different I wouldn’t have had to worry about picking everyone up from school on time. However, I hate…

Doesn’t look like it. NESN signed O’Brien because his contract with WEEI wasn’t renewed before telling Don HIS contract wasn’t being renewed. Don’s kept pretty mum about it, probably because NESN reached out to the Padres and others to help him land his new gig.

Dave is great, but I really miss Don Orsillo. When he and Remy got laughing it lasted forever and could always pull me out of the deepest funk.

My neighbor growing up (he’s my age) has OD’ed on heroin twice in the last year or so. Both times he’s been given Narcan, and has survived so far. He’s a shitty person for many reasons, but it always bugs me when my parents start bitching about how the EMTs didn’t let him die. I’m always tempted to ask them how they…

Yesssssss. My entire opinion of her is based on the BoJack performance and interviews and I totally love her for it.

JB and JT divorcing is un-Jessica-Biel-ievable

My husband does the same. damn. thing. whenever a man makes me feel uncomfortable or harassed. He seems to think that because I have a couple black belts from 10 years ago I shouldn't be bothered by potentially unsafe situations because I can handle myself? I have no advice other than eye rolls, wine, and guy friends…

I'll allow it.

Holy shit. There are no words. I admire the fact that you didn't respond with violence.

Down with manicotti! And manicure! And woman!

And, generally, that we buy from underpaid retail workers/food service workers who have to work on that day.