Me too, Pete, me too. Click click bloody click PANCAKES.

The song “Sexy And I Know It” was written specifically about him haha

We can't keep him off the grocery bags. He usually ends up hiding in the cooler bag just for shits and giggles.

A. I love your carpet.

PUPPYYYYYYY! Oh my squee, he is precious!!

He's soooooo soft. Even the vet commented on it!

Thank you! His name is Pemi (after my college’s panther mascot). He just turned 2!

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

Seriously tho, this month is the fucking worst.

Can you at least vote third-party? Hillary won’t get your vote, odds are you can find someone you agree with, Trump will probably still become president, and you can help demolish the two-party system by raising the profile of a lesser-known candidate. Third parties need 1% of the vote to get certain balloty perks (I…

I accidentally gave myself a SUPER asymmetrical cut last week. It looks fine now, especially since I dyed it purple, but it was a bit of a shock.

Watching West Wing is weird too! The references are sooooooo outdated, like Josh having a video club card.

YES. The one and only (knock wood) time I’ve been pulled over is because I was pissed about something another driver had done about 4 miles before and I sped through an intersection. I’m really glad no one had to get hurt in order to make me relearn that lesson.

Shit, that reminds me that I need to look up what else is on my ballot.

I’m a Bernie supporter, and the farther along it gets the more other Bernie supporters are pissing me off. Like, to the point where I almost don’t want to vote for him in my state’s primary this month. And he's starting to put his foot in his mouth more and more, which is not helping. Ugh, I wish I still lived in NH…

It's a very good sign.

I can settle for that. It's $50k more than I get now!

As long as I don't have to look at him during the deed. And he doesn't talk.

It'd be a hate fuck for sure, but the man is fine. Now if he endorsed Cruz, he would be off the table.

He could endorse Trump and I'd still hit that.