Cheater Pot Pie- 1 can of Chunky-style soup split between two ramekins, cover tops with pie crust, bake at 350 for 30-35 minutes. Good for husbands, possibly people you want to impress but don't care enough about to work very hard.

I can’t wait until E.L. James gets the “inspiration” to genderswap 50 Shades and claim it as an original idea.

A Very Fine Donation, in honor of Beatrice.

Jon Stewart’s early days were similar though. He didn’t really hit his stride until 9/11. God (or whomever) forbid something similar happens that forces Noah to “grow up” faster, but I think in time the writers will figure out how to make his voice work as more than just “Jon’s successor.”

Thank you for making the joke so I didn’t have to. You’re a true hero.

In my hometown the Taco Bell exposed people to Hep (I think it was B but I could be wrong because I was like 11) for something like three months. When it came out half my middle school had to be inoculated. Shockingly the store lasted another 7 years in the same location before a rent dispute got them kicked. Good…

Mine too! I call him Chirpy Butt :3

Re: 3- My family is the racist/homophobic one. If I have to see them, I cope with wine and frequent bathroom breaks, especially if my husband isn’t there to mitigate their bullshit (they like him more than they like me). I’m also lucky that my husband’s job is a 24/7/365 office so he usually has to work holidays =…

Winter sucks, but I’m re watching BSG and I love your gif.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

Not all football fans! Pats fans would be devastated, cry like the drunk ugly New Englanders we are.

Right? I HATED planning my wedding, I can't imagine doing it while famous.

The kids I nanny call me FirstName. Over the years at places I’ve taught I’ve been FirstName (private preschool), Mrs. LastName (public preschool), and Ms. FirstName (public school extended day program). My personal philosophy is that kids can call me whatever they want, as long as they’re respectful (and if I ask…

All I want is my student loans paid off so I can start donating actual money to PP. This shit is ridiculous.

I didn't really get hangovers back then! But I also partied fairly responsibly because we were moving the next day and I still had packing to do. It was a busy week.

My college had very little Greek life- three recognized sororities, no frats that the university acknowledged (there were like 3 underground frats and couple extra underground sororities but they couldn’t meet on campus and had several other exclusions). I was involved in Residential Life for all four years as an ID…

My husband’s response: “Did he proposition her or ask her for anything? Did he say anything other than ‘nice picture’? What’s the big deal then? And I think I heard about this... didn’t she say something like ‘you’re hot’ to guys on LinkedIn before? So she’s just getting what she gave. Who cares?”

My best friend (26 y/o guy) LOVES him and doesn’t understand why I (24 y/o woman) don’t, too. Ditto Louis CK, Fred Armisen (in anything other than very, very small quantities). Sorry I prefer to get my comedy from a slightly more diverse cast of characters.

That man has the best smile.

I don’t know if you’re religious at all, but I made friends by getting involved in a small group at church. I’ve also heard that people have had success with Meetup.com, but I personally have no experience with it.