I liked the Gawker one about it. Blandly humorous just like Perry.

Not true! He won the second season of DWTS...

Nick’s brother. Also in 98 Degrees, did not marry Jessica Simpson.

It would be ridiculous on anyone else, but he's Chuck Bass. He can do/wear anything.

Yup. When I was a junior in high school a former friend of mine died from an accidental Oxy overdose. Before that I was taking a lot of OTC pain meds, allergy pills, cough syrup... Whatever I could get my hands on to stop my physical pain and help me sleep at night. After that combined with a really bad experience…

He kinda looks like my hot best friend. I'd hit that.

Adam Ward was engaged to a producer on the morning show. According to the Gawker article, today was her last day before they moved. This is seriously fucking heartbreaking.

That was cathartic. I have so many more about my dad that it's a little ridiculous.

My dad is a wonderful, crazy man. One time we were in a busy Pizza Hut and the server was running around and hadn’t been by our table in a while (duh, it was Friday at supper time, what did he expect?) so he threatened to start stripping. At the time he was in his late 50s-early 60s and looked like Santa, belly and…

I’m not even that huge of a hockey fan (from New England and the Sox and Pats are enough stress for me) but I never missed one of my D3 college team’s home games. Those guys could get it, but only while geared up because otherwise most of them just looked like gross pedos.

After watching him in Insurgent I feel the same way.

Right? All my maids (all 3 of ‘em) and all the guys (also 3) got a personalized gift at the rehearsal dinner and a thank you card after the wedding. The girls each got a locket bracelet engraved with their name or initials, two of the guys got engraved metal shot glasses and small bottles of booze, my brother got...…

Booooo :(

Does “plush” include a 2006 Subaru Outback with 160k miles and a host of issues? Because if it does I have nanny experience and I accept.

Right? My younger brother asked for a Barbie for Christmas one year because I loved them. He got it (the Black dentist) and it was his FAVORITE thing for at least a couple years. Somehow he managed to become an upstanding member of society.

I'm kind of impressed with your self control, because my neighbor would have gotten a stern talking-to for trying to impose his ideas of masculinity on my kid.

My brother’s Barbie sometimes hung out in my firetrucks (and I’m the older sister). It was pretty great.

Argh that's shitty. The almost-eight year old I nanny ALWAYS asks me for stuff, usually whatever I'm crocheting on that day. I think the adults in your situation piss me off more than the kid does because she's probably never been told no!

Ansel Adultman. “I went to the club today. I did a music!”