I’m glad you did it because I didn’t have to. Kail & Javi 4eva

YAH BOTH HIGH

Hey, what’s wrong with small towns in New Hampshire??

Probably haha. It's just all ladies and our yarn

Not the #curvy specifically, but I do browse the hashtags related to my interests (#crochet, #nannylife, #wip, #blackcats mostly) to find inspiration and new people to follow. If they started censoring things like #hookers and #hookerproblems (generally used by crocheters), then I'd have upheaval in my routine.

Affleck missed a golden opportunity to throw a barrel of chum at Derek Jeter.

The 17th I think!!

Actual picture of Taylor Swift.

Having your house broken into is awful; I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. Mine was about 8 years ago and I still have anxiety and shit around it.

I can’t get off the toilet and I’m having a meows conversation with my cat through the door. I drank about a quarter handle of vodka and smoked some pot with friends. All I can say is thank god for adults who are responsible and willing to DD (aka my husband).

This is my favorite song off the album. Romy’s voice is amazing, even (especially) live- I was lucky enough to see the xx in Boston a couple years ago and she was absolutely incredible.

Literally the only reason why I watch Chopped is because of the judges. All of them (except for some of the “guests”) give me intense Feelings.

If men could menstruate you know there would be one. #patriarchy!

A cat would just repeatedly hit the red button in a conscious attempt at annihilating humanity.

Sure!

I'd buy drugs from him. He looks trustworthy.

I volunteer to be the much younger woman! Sorry, husband.

I think Keegan Allen and Yoko are on the same drugs. I'd like to know who their guy is.

This is the only wedding it would work at. “Show people dying.”

One of my friends is working on this show and I'm insanely jealous of her life.