I’m glad I’m not the only “adult” who recognized it solely that way lol

I watched Portlandia and Breaking Bad, ate homemade cupcakes, comforted my terrified cat, and went to bed at 11. Hooray for staying in!

I always have really bad 4ths. I'm always either really sick or get bad news (like 2 years ago when my dog died). I'm not sick this year so I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Right? They had me at “Doctor Who Themed Bar.”

My dad totally is a badass. He’s working in private security now even though he’ll be 70 in October (only because my mom won’t get a job with benefits, but that’s TOTALLY BESIDE THE POINT). He has a black belt in Thai Kickboxing that he got in his 60s and he’s a Vietnam vet. The man is insane and I hope I’m half as…

Labor Day weekend, 1991. Daddy, 2 week old me, and my mom. Fun fact: the Taco Bell behind us closed about 17 years later due to Hepatitis C contamination. It happened once and people never went back.

Just wanted to chime in and say that Bishop Robinson is a really great guy! I grew up in the Episcopal Church in NH and almost set him on fire during a baptism (accidentally of course!) and he was totally chill about it. My reverend (a woman! My Catholic mother almost lost it when she joined the church) has also…

I hate myself for knowing this, but one of the books (#2, pretty sure) features a masquerade ball. I think it’s a fundraiser that Christian’s parents are throwing?

I fucking love Jenny Trout. Not even one of those shitty “girl crushes,” like I full on love her.

He pretends to be Gordon Ramsey in bed.

As one does.

The poor man’s Gordon Ramsey? Because that’s what he looks like to me.

Jamie Dornan just got 50000000% less hot. Moar beard, please.

I came to post just this. Even opposing teams’ fans are voting for him because of Amell!

A ping pong ball.

You just summed up everything that’s wrong with my relationship with my mother/grandparents in one comment. Holy shitsnacking crackers.

Could I trade my mom for Kurt Russell? Because my daddy is the shit (ask me about the time he took a day off work to fly down to Maryland to watch my drill team compete at Nationals!), but my mom I’d trade. Sorry not sorry, Ma.

The only thing they do right with the lobstah rolls (and hot dogs, back in the day) is toasting the bun. I don’t know what the rest of the country is doing but you need toastier buns.

Yup. We were still in college when we got married so I just took my husband’s name. It was also just days after my 21st birthday, so I just waited to change my non-driver ID until after we got the marriage license. I hyphenated it for my diploma, told my core professors to call me whatever, and my university email was…

“But a great-looking ex wife!”