Lost it at that one. So emo!

Join me. I’m drinkin’ em all damn day.

What a great day to be alive! Love always wins!

That damn Holy Spirit, always coming upon people. Looks like he didn't pull out fast enough this time.

YES PLEASE JASON SUDEIKIS IN EVERYTHING.

Not necessarily. I used to work at Build A Bear and some of the bears’ creases stopped about there (although that was usually for a different-colored stomach panel).

“And that, friends, is how I fucked a flower girl.”

I’m pretty sure the plot of American Honey is also the plot of a Criminal Minds episode.

For some reason I can’t find that in gif form :(

Me through the election cycle:

Someone should have gotten it for Jan Cooper.

Will Arnett is back on the market, you say?

We couldn't, it was at a church. Plus my in-laws don't drink.

I told my mom I wasn't going to my wedding unless it had a bouncy house. Sadly I was overruled. Relatedly, I got married four days after my 21st birthday so really I just wanted to get drunk and act five.

Ahhhh yes. One of my old church friends is an only child of fairly wealthy parents, getting married at Disney World (we live in New England, so she's making everyone go there), and it seems like every week she posts something about a luncheon or shower or some shit. I'm really glad we mostly lost touch.

My mother refused to invite the men in my family to our coed shower because “it’s just not done, and there’s no beer so none of them will come anyway.” I think there ended up being three men, and two of them were my dude and his dad. My dad didn't even go.

PREACH. We had a “Jack and Jill” shower (because I refused to go if my husband wasn’t there- I can’t stand being around the women in my family for that long with no ally), a rehearsal dinner for the bridal party, and the ceremony/reception. We paid for our bridal party’s accommodations for the night before (girls…

There’s a picture at my parents’ house (I think) of my dad wearing one of my ballet skirts and twirling around the kitchen. I was somewhere around 5-7 so he was in his early 50s. Just imagine George Lucas twirling in a pretty skirt and you’ve got the image. He also used to sign autographs as George Lucas or Kenny…