That's heartbreaking!! I would have cried.

My family sucks and doesn’t like delicious things. I did my part and ate like three before I realized that my dress would be ruined if I got green frosting all over it. They were really good too!

Slightly related! I found out today from my daddy and my aunt what happened to our extra cupcakes after the wedding.

Over. I will gladly volunteer if they need a product tester.

To be fair, I was 21 and had nothing when my husband and I got married and the registry gifts really helped us get through that first year when we were broke college students. Especially my crockpot (from my favorite cousins, who are mostly my favorites because of said gift). It was mostly for us to get things that…

I would use it to drink $16 wine because I have my priorities straight, but that’s just me.

Ahhh my husband and I didn't know what to do either! It was kind of like prom all over again when my mom had to put on his boutonnière, except messier.

My parents got married in July of 1988 and, according to my mom, their cake melted. Tiers fell off and buttercream was all over the boxes. Somehow the baker (one of mom’s friends or baking buddies I think) managed to fix it before the reception and she didn’t learn about it until months later because my dad and Grammy…

Damn, you beat me to it.

Well I guess his lowered bar explains Meghan Trainor.

Seriously. I got a discount that I really shouldn't have at Target yesterday because I treated the people at the service desk like they were, you know, human. Really amazing what people are willing to do when you do that.

And now an annulment!

Damn, Family Guy beat us to that one.

I’d be on it. I’m married and probably not his type, but I’m a Pats fan and therefore can hold my liquor like a sonofabitch. Soooo where are auditions?

Jesus Mother of Dragons

Traveling gives me enough of a migraine as it is. I wouldn't want to listen to singers- even amazing professionals like these! even Josh Groban!- because just watching the video exacerbates the one I already have. Add in the fact that I can't control the volume in public and you'd have me running for the nearest barf…

My dad is SEVENTY and won’t buy my mom (or I, when I lived at home) any “girly things.” In fact, he so did not want to hear about our periods that I ended up going on the water rides at our local amusement park many times with a pad on because he wouldn’t hear my refusals. Of course, he never complained about the…

This is what one of my more “Christian” friends posted, as well as memes saying that we need to celebrate our troops more than Caitlyn (well, the posts say “Bruce” because of course they do) because they’re the REALLY brave ones. *eyeroll*

Eh, at least he's not a Scientologist. Right? (Please don't let him be one of those.)