Don’t you know that we can never be responsible for ourselves? Our silly little woman brains can only handle taking care of needy children, not our own bodies! It’s all the hormones and evo-psych and wine.

Tom Cruise wants Jonathan Rhys Meyers to try Scientology.

Honestly the only reason I watch is Carrie Brownstein, and that’s mostly because Lance gets me hot in the pants-region.

Because this is the type of stuff we should be hearing about. I'm so glad this is happening.

For me the Armisen thing really came to a head after Elisabeth Moss discussed their divorce and it was posted on here last year or so, but there's also just something about him. Like I can only watch two or three Portlandias in a row before he annoys me too much.

Yeah, he’s lucky he’s a good concert buddy/my husband’s friend too/my cat likes him. It also helps that we live in different states and usually communicate via text/IM.

Luckily I missed it. Every time that friend comes over he wants to watch that show, though, to the point where I’ve had to tell him “look, if you want to watch it while I’m at your place that’s fine, but while you’re on my Netflix account we watch things we both enjoy.” I think he's finally almost gotten the picture.

Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one who thinks Louis CK is overhyped. My best friend (white mid-20s middle-class hipster guy) thinks he’s a GOD and can’t understand why I don’t enjoy him. He also doesn’t get why Fred Armisen gives me the squicks and why I think he should expand his entertainment consumption…

Wow, I wonder where the son gets it from. Major bullet dodged there!

Katee Sackoff for all the awesome badass characters!

She'll be recapping this one too <3

More importantly than Scott Stapp- Janice Dickinson and Carmen Carrera are both on this season (alas, not as a couple. That ship has to stay in my fanfic I guess). It almost might be worth watching!

Entrails!

I have to switch NyQuil and DayQuil (on the very rare occasions that I medicate) because the NyQuil keeps me up and DayQuil knocks me out. A REAL fun trip is 2 Benadryl and a can of Mountain Dew. That was a fun Christmas and also part of the reason I no longer take medicine.

For some holidays, sure, but my half-sister got married on July 4 and it was really nice. Morning ceremony at a GORGEOUS national park, afternoon ice cream sundae bar/BBQ reception at her house, everything was done by 4 and we could go see fireworks and the band playing downtown. It worked out well because my family…

I didn't plan on a hashtag, but some of my crazy friends livetweeted the ceremony and reception and made up their own. It was mostly Game Of Thrones misquotes. Best hashtag usage ever.

Oh. My. God. People, if you investigated everything teachers say about your kids behind their backs THERE WOULD BE NO TEACHERS LEFT. And I hope this lady never makes any snarky comments about her job while she's off the clock, because glass houses and rocks and something about being a doodoohead.

Only during the reception, when my brother gave his best man toast. That kid can orate, man. I can’t remember what he said, but it was really sweet and when my sister-in-law got up for her MOH speech after she was like “I have no idea how to follow that.” Good times.

I use the Glow app on my phone. It’s a period/fertility tracker and messaging community all in one. You can choose what boards to follow (or don’t go to that section at all!) AND there are no weird sigs like the one you’ve described. I think my favorite part is that the boards have rules that seem to actually be…

The only person making any sense in those comments is someone who has a Tom Brady jersey in her profile picture. As a diehard Patriots fan, this is not something I’m used to. The whole world has been turned upside down by this!