YES. My bestie from elementary-high school is a BeachBody/Shakeology rep and ALL SHE POSTS ABOUT is that stuff. I’d unfollow her, but I really like the pictures of her kid that she posts so I take the good with the annoying.

*raises hand* I’m getting better, but there’s still a lot that I won’t eat. I hatehatehate McDonald’s and Burger King chicken nuggets because the breading is too smooth. Lettuce has to be really crispy and not wilted at all. I also have a lot of texture issues so I won’t eat things like grits, polenta, mashed…

As we all know, fists of fury melt steel beams.

This baby just stole 2/3 of my girl names. I can’t even be mad.

I’m a massive xx fan (my wedding first dance song was “Angels” a month before the album was released and I’m currently wearing the shirt I got at their Boston show a few years ago)- but I’m not digging the Jamie xx stuff. “Loud Places” with Romy is KILLER and heavily in rotation now but I just can’t get into the rest…

I wear makeup for special occasions and that’s it. So far this year, that has been Good Friday, Easter, and a little mascara and lipgloss for a concert I went to. Three times in the last month- might be a personal record. My mom never really wore makeup and I didn’t live with my big sister (who is a hippie and doesn’t…

The “Dewey Defeats Truman” of our generation.

This past Saturday I went to see Neutral Milk Hotel in Portland, ME with my best friend. Said best friend and I were supposed to go see them at Boston Calling last year, but he flaked on buying tickets. So we ended up in Portland instead. It was absolutely perfect. NOBODY was on their phones, save for the occasional…

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Tina Belcher was her campaign manager. #butts

ANDREW JUST GO BACK TO SARAH LYNN. SHE NEEDS YOU.

I guess it happened earlier than I think, because I was “dating” in sixth grade BUT at that point I was mostly just getting attention from guys I wanted it from. The event that really sticks out for me happened when I was 13. It was March in NH and I was out for a run to train for my upcoming black belt test, so I was…

Galaxy Quest is coming to television.

I was finishing my period on our wedding day. Which sucked (not as much as starting it would have though!!). By the time we got to our honeymoon location after the ceremony, reception, and a four-hour drive we were both so exhausted that we collapsed in a heap. Woke up a few hours later and ordered pizza.

Yeah, Keene on a regular weekend is pretty much a shitshow (those of us from NH affectionately refer to it as Keg State or Kinda Sorta College) and Pumpkin Fest always makes it worse. There's nothing else to do in rural NH so you might as well get drunk and flip cars.

Macular degeneration and glaucoma ain’t nothin to fuck with. My legally-blind grandfather has both, my dad has glaucoma, my mom might have glaucoma, and I live in perpetual fear of developing them. The eye doctor is the only medical professional that I make a point to see regularly. Which reminds me that I should…

My kitty (whose birthday is today! Happy first birthday, Little Butt!) is judging Miley’s multi-day pasty wearing. Shit’s nasty.

Thank you so much! The beading on it was amazing too, I wish I had closeups of it!

Oooh yay!! Molly finally came through for me lol

Sure was! My husband and I are PSU alums (students at the time) and class started like a week after our wedding so it made sense.