My only regret is that I only have one “Recommend” to give to this post.

Thank you for this. Needed solid, surprise laugh today. Gratefully accepted.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Birth Movies Death still uses Disqus.

How long till mario hangs dong?

(Throws football)

I like the feature that has Kinja punch me in the dick at random and for no reason.

“I got the results of the test back - I definitely have Kinja.”

As a result of viewing this video, Ted Cruz has some advice for cam girls.

It’s the best book I’ve ever read written by a narrow minded, deceitful goblin.

Gods damn it! This Kinja deal is getting worse all the time.

Don’t tell Kinja user Yttrium this. He’ll call you an ungrateful asshole for not appreciating Kinja’s many other useless features and then shove his fingers in his ears when you bring up legitimate ways to improve the user experience.

Gone are the halcyon days of Hormel Black Label Bacon.

The AV Club (Kinja Edition)

This is as good a week place as any to leave this. I’ve been reading the AV Club for close to ten years. This new site is a travesty. I may return if things improve but for now, farewell.

Ted Cruz was deeply troubled that the dog on Fraiser would bites its castmates. How is this hard?

Wait what? I am confused. All these damn ads in-between the paragraphs made this almost nonsensical to read.

Doesn’t everyone? I find that when I wear mine on my nipples, they hurt. Seems like poor design to me.

So, you’re saying that the Trump Administration’s fact checking, much like Miami International Airport, is MIA?