He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

I’ve found that I come here less often because the new format works oddly on mobile.

Does your dad live in Mar-A-Lago? If so I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Us as a nation, watching the Taylor Swift channel:

It’s the dreaded snarkouroboros.

Show us your snark hole, baby!

“As reported in an uncharacteristically snarky Deadline story”

You were doing the Lord’s work. Hail Satan! And God pisses wherever he wants, like on beds at the Ritz Carlton.

Even as a little kid, I could always sing in a freakishly bass voice (though my speaking voice was perfectly normal). So hymns would start, and I would stand behind a fat person, and sing like Satan on a six-day bender.

Oh it is complete made up garbage, you are not wrong. Dan Barker (ex Pentecostal) was a preacher for over 20 years and did the speaking in tongues gag. He said in his book and during an interview he just made it up, sadly after you do it for a long time you really start to get good at it.

Oh, changing the words was always good for a game. Unless you found a really good replacement and couldn’t keep from laughing. Which is really unfortunate during a hymn or anthem.

In other words, do your best to recommend every grayed reply to your posts, even if you disagree with them (the exception being for obvious trolling).

The AV Club started following me. How does that happen? Does this mean my comments will no longer get stuck in “pending”? Does this mean I’m special? What’s happening?

The best fun was had in church. My siblings and I would sub Def Leppard’s lyrics when singing “Rock of Ages.”

And also without smearing feces all over our naked bodies?!

I love his “but they broke the law!”

Amen! This is cruel. Fuck Trump

This is heartbreaking and just cruel. But heartbreaking and cruel is the Trump Presidency basically. Smh

ooooo das a noice spicy opinion from a place of privilege. how does it feel to have a lack of empathy

“It won’t lower the unemployment rate, or lighten anyone’s taxes, or raise anybody’s wages”