The “kind of person he is” sent around collection plates to the victims of the flood who were at the church. People that have lost their homes and possessions, but Osteen wants their money too.

Since most seeking shelter are poor and minorities, I assume Osteen’s major concern was that their presence would scare off his much whiter, much wealthier congregants from coming to empty their pockets for him every Sunday.

The thing people are failing to take into consideration is that Tyler Perry is a cunt

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

i have a valium rx instead of xanax. it works really well for the anxiety, better than pot, but pot works much faster (basically instantly)

What the fuck is up with that shitbag’s stance in that image. Looks like he’s got a full diaper.

They’re not saying he was the mayor of Texas, they’re saying he was a Texas mayor, which, while awkwardly phrased, is accurate.

I’m pretty sure Chewbacca fucks.

Ugh, that sucks. The only time something like that happened to me was when I smoked hash for the first and last time back in college. I truly wanted to die.

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

yeah, you’d think. i’m not even smoking to get high, and have only gotten just a little giggly once. i’m using it for pain and sleep, and it works so much faster than my prescription pills on cramps and spasms. The neighbors advice was to try and relax and enjoy it, but my brain is too full of worms and monsters to…

So pretty much this guy?

The nice thing about edibles for sale in legal states is that they can be dosed much more accurately. For example, you could eat half of a 10mg THC gummy and know you’re getting 5 mg of THC, whereas with smoking you have no idea what the dose is going to be.

Just as some advice from a healthcare professional - you can’t OD on weed, and there’s nothing that an ER can do to make its effects go away. Anyone who ate or smoked too much is just going to have to put up with being in space for a bit until it metabolizes out of their system. Synthetic imitation weed is an entirely…

“I was a big pothead in highschool”

See, that scares me. I am not a smoker, but we were at a friend’s 50myear old birthday last fall. They had a tent, a band, big party (was his and hers husband and wife 50th). They are pretty “hip” people with “hip” friend’s. Well, I am a chatty one, and I happily strike up conversations everywhere when at social…

Just thank the lord (of dank nugs) that you didn’t go for an edible.

woulda caught on if you’d spelled it with a z

woulda caught on if you’d spelled it with a z

How does the thumbs up make sense? It’s just a movement of the body that’s been given meaning by enough people doing it to give it meaning.