Considering how many companies he’s bankrupted, it’s not like he doesn’t have a long legacy of bailing on shit once he fucks it up, leaving others to clean up his mess.

But unlike Kinja, it’s easier to look up past comments.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Off topic because I know how much kinja loves it when we go off topic. And because no one sees it in RD because there is no newest sort.

*600 year old equivalent of Michael Scott tells joke in the style of ‘Kerrmet thuh Phrog’, is promptly fired...then turned into bio-fuel* 

Just jerk it to the Virgin Mary a few times to counterbalance it.

Or, if you’re environmentally sensitive, lie beneath a giant magnifying glass.

“I jerked it to a picture of Gerardo from Rolling Stone magazine once”

Let me tell you man; you have the power. You think you need to be set on fire? I bet you know someone who sells gasoline.

What about guy who has been asked to wear different pant so the front doesn’t show.....um outlines. They are just normal pants. Serious question.

the guys’ anger at being told to mind their own business.

I didn’t comment a lot on the old site, but I did do it occasionally; can someone pull me out of the greys? I can’t get my old account to link.

I jerked it to a picture of Gerardo from Rolling Stone magazine once, in the equipment room at work about 25 years ago.

I’ve worn a skirt before that I didn’t realize was practically transparent in the sun, so I’ve always appreciated a female colleague pointing it out to me. If a male coworker told me the same thing (assuming we didn’t have a close friendship), I would be extremely uncomfortable.

Yeah I’m a huge fan of his videos. He’s never been political in any food reviews I’ve watched.

$9? Do you live in Poorpeopletown, USA? Last time I went to the movies, the popcorn set me back $15.

You’re in luck:

All I wanna know is, can we get an extended version of that end credits song? I was on the floor laughing at how random and perfect it was.

There are a lot of violent weather patterns on both sides.