Oh, Billy, what did you do?

I live up near IAH, so I’m pretty safe. We’ve seen barely any rain at all so far. I’m thinking we’ll have bands of rain over the next couple of days and might get some flooding, but overall, we’ll be fine. On the other hand, I feel for those in Corpus Christie right now. They’re getting the brunt of it.

Three-bladed cartridges for the smoothest shave!

I want to move to Texas, at least for a while (I spent a lot of time in Austin over the last few years and I love it) and now ninjas, knights and pirates (because who else, legitimately, needs to carry a sword around?) will be able to walk the streets, I can’t get there fast enough.

I listen to this while taking a shit

Rocket League is great like that because it’s incredibly simple to learn but has loads of sneaky mechanics that veteran players can get into if they want. It means that someone who’s been playing for 2 years can play with someone who’s been playing for 2 days and they’ll both enjoy it. I think that’s the reason that…

So you’re saying it’s the virtual equivalent to those Crossfire commercials, which made shooting marbles at things on a board seem nigh-apocalyptic?

Ahh, the days when a television was an integral part of the home decor rather than the impersonal flat black piece of glass we have to contend with today.

“Felt like something of a revelation simply for being really, really competent.”

ALDI doesn’t carry the coffee I like, so they can fuck right the hell off.

I’d do more than just pat her back.

Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon,” said Cameron. “She was strong, she was troubled, she was a terrible mother

I have a feeling it actually worked for me the first time, but it behaved different from the instructions, so I thought it failed and to be on the save side I tried reloading and trying again. I’m afraid that fucked me over.

“Gray” is more common in American English, “Grey” is more common in British English.

Your comment is showing up as “pending.” FYI, I don’t know if that’s the same thing as being a Gray. I starred it because apparently that helps? Unless I’m a Gray too and don’t know it.

Mike Pence says you can just pray the gray away.

It’s honestly like a car company making a new car and taking away power steering. Yes, the car will work and old cars never had it, but it’ll be harder to use. Why the F would you want to go backwards like that??

Is there any way an option can be added to sort comments with the newest comments appearing at the top? Also, I won’t stop being gray!

We’re all grey down here!

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how to not be gray? Please! (This is Scrawler, by the way. Kinja won’t let me be myself.)