Interestingly enough, while the bowels empty themselves, a tiny pixie voice says “shittles” with each push.

Oh wow. Thank you for sharing that. My heart.

I’d wear the hell out of this dress.

This looks like Bam Margera made love to sweaters and it became a sentient being.

They’re not Stalin, they’re just not Russian.

Can Maroon 5 live? Not in China.

your friend is without a doubt living not just her best life, but the best life one can live.

I want to squoodge your cheeks. Too cute!

Oh my gosh. I already posted once, but that was before I found THIS. I can’t even believe this exists. I forgot all about it. Check out my asymmetrical leopard print bathing suit. Whoo-hoo. And those are my mom’s jellys in the background. Circa 1984.

Me in my dad’s Bronco, circa 1977, at some beach in Massachusetts.

I promise!!!

72 hours, according to my doc on Wednesday, when I went in and found out I have it.

For me, what I thought were bug bites grew, over the course of about 48 hours, into a weeping rash. That was when I knew something was wrong. The Bearded One freaked me out suggesting it was scabies. I never thought of shingles because I always thought shingles happens when you’re older (I’m 29), but apparently it’s…

I am so sorry that happened to you and also sorry i even know it can happen!

I really shouldn’t allow myself to read things like this!!!