Beyonce should totally play roller derby. She has a blocker booty. She just needs to put the recording device away while she does so.

Why not just buy chocolate pudding? Those pudding cups are pretty reasonable in terms of calories already.

read the entire piece with Insane Clown Posse as the definition in my head of “ICP”

We survived WW3 (barely) but our president is a fern. Damn fine leader though. Also gas is $2 a gallon, we have our first visitors center on the moon opening up in October, the Golden State Warriors are the current governors of California (bless them and their green initiative) and all currency is in wampum.

(...adding the UK to countries I am considering moving to)

I just received such a set from my recently deceased grandmother. Spode Chinese Rose. Not touched any time I was ever there for dinner, but apparently I said I liked them when I was 7, so here we are. I’m not sure if I’ll ever use them because I love my “fancy” Portmeirion Botanic pattern way more.

The weird thing was, he was so sure!

I had an uber driver tell me how Muslims were rioting in the streets in the UK and we were all afraid to leave our homes?! Is that what Fox News really says?!

We’re working on. Hopefully, we can have him out by then. At the very least we hope to take Congress back next year and politically cripple his ass and make him a lame duck president.

It’s reasonable to be afraid. The trick is to keep living your life anyway.

I would have two airplanes and make them fight.

That’s awesome! I had no idea definitely going to download

If you are of a certain age and grew up in the UK this advert is the first thing you think of after reading your comment....

_{Pangolins are sentient artichokes.}

Separate from health insurance generally, here FICA* covers Social Security and Medicare contributions (whereas your NI covers a whole lot more aside from single-payer health care ... your unemployment tax contribution, housing benefit, maternity pay, sick pay, state pension).

I’ve had two kidney infections due to UTIs. The fear is real sister! Get some D-Mannose in your cupboard right away to stop those fuckers in their tracks.

This is operating off of the idea that people are just deciding to be trans. A person is trans because that is who they are, not to win a high school state title.

Some of my friends in Sweden reposted that link. Except for Malmo, which they nicknamed “Crime City”, Sweden is FAR safer to be in than the US and even Malmo makes any place here look like a cake walk.

* Just because I haven’t worked a derby reference into a comment in a few days, the Malmo derby team is named the…