There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

This is the quality content I’m (genuinely) looking for. Let’s be real, the only time I read a sports story  is when you guys shit on the Browns because I feel validated as a disgruntled fan.

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If baseball sucks now, then it is because baseball is fundamentally broken, because the most efficient way to win games is the most boring.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

I (Fury Duty of “It Happens in Derby”) was interviewed for this piece and I *definitely* brought up the fact that QZ is black and that it took a Black man to do something before folks started paying attention even though White men have been getting away with this stuff for—literally—years.

I don’t disagree with anything the article said (I didn’t fact check it line-for-line), although I do know that some of the people involved in the “23" incident are taking steps beyond just an apology but also meeting with and volunteering with groups to help sexual assault victims.

But I love that modern roller…

Long live the pitcher who points up in the air at a 450 foot walk off

Password managers man. I use Lastpass and that bitch randomly generates all my passwords. 20 characters; numbers, CAPS and special symbols. That way I only have to remember two passwords. My google account and my Lastpass password.

Yes, but no #9 seed had ever beaten a #16 seed. I was relying on that history when I bet my whole savings account...

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

Oh fuck off, with this bullshit. If this is meant to be satire, it is piss poor. We do not need to advocate for supporters and overseers of inhumane torture.

I’m thrilled that Lonzo Ball is happy for me to coach the Lakers. I’ll put in a call.

The roller derby community is celebrating in a big way. Lots of proud admirers.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Give the guy a break - defending indefensible Cardinals is basically a Pavlovian response for Post-Dispatch baseball writers.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.