Uh, it’s a legitimate crisis for the cartography community, I’m not going to let the fact that it’s “not sports” (debatable) stop me from trying to raise awareness.

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

you’ll notice a lot of things that have worked just fine in sports, like legible uniform numbers, home teams wearing white in basketball, and noon kickoffs in college football, are often discontinued, because someone is thinking “outside the box” but really are just incompetent and generally overpomoted.

They really reverted to train wreck mode in a hurry.

with some tremendous concentration on a wacky catch by Alvin Kamara (who would then run in the two-point conversation)

I say we put them on a baseball schedule. That way, they’ll be too tired to hit hard enough to injure each other.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

Or at least, say the following post is from “The Onion” so I don’t get all worked up like the Penn State post.

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176C

Fuck Penn State.

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

The worst, saddest part of this is that you’re from Aspen Hill.

That sounds horrible. The Jets! Almost as bad as STILL being a Skins fan. *sigh*

Our lawyers regret their swift action

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

According to Twin Galaxies, the official high score for the arcade version of Ms. Pac-Man belongs to Abdner Ashman, with 933,580 points. Or at least it did, before an artificial intelligence developed by Microsoft achieved the maximum possible score for the game, 999,990.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…