Utah’s state constitution already has a version of the ERA in it.

51% of the exterior, huh? Does that include the sole? That probably gets you to 33% and I bet shoe companies can come up with some very creative ways to get the rest of the way there.

I work in IT and I can tell you it’s not possible to embarrass us with your passwords. Whatever yours is, we’ve heard worse.

Re: stadium concessions

You do remember that a construction worker buried a Red Sox jersey in the concrete and the Yankees had it jackhammered out, right?

At the Olympic level, not everyone is a winner. Not everyone gets a little plastic trophy to take home.

This’ll work out great if McMahon can just figure out a way to play football on a NASCAR infield.

This is all going to end in some sort of grotesque self-parodying version of the Goodwill Games in the Jerrydome, isn’t it?

Why didn’t they just put down both sets of hashmarks before the weekend? I’ve definitely seen that before…

What you see on the screen doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the odds of winning any particular prize.

If whatever device you’re watching on has a “karaoke mode,” switching that on will kill the announcers but leave the rest of the audio intact.

That Romo clip reminds me of when Theismann first started broadcasting — for whatever reason, Washington hadn’t changed their hand signals yet and he would call the plays before they happened because he was reading the signals.

I like the game, mainly the strategy part. They could change it to flag football and I’d be okay with that.

At least there’s someone here who knows what I mean when I say where I’m from.

There’s an “under the bus” missing from “So throwing Scot McCloughan for being an alcoholic” there. Dammit. I blame the Jets.

Born in DC, grew up in Aspen Hill MD, the armpit of Montgomery County. After the team won the Super Bowl in ’83, I was in grade school and the next morning we all stood up and sang Hail to the R******s instead of the Pledge of Allegiance.

If you gave Gandalf a Queens accent, it would sound fucking stupid. “Yo Frodo, stick out your fuckin’ hand and check out dis ring I just baked. Dere’s fuckin’ ORC LETTUHS on it!”

It’s irresponsible to write a book that creates a dystopia based on massive income inequality, saturate it with 1980s nostalgia, and not have a single word about the politics of the 1980s that led to said income inequality.

Have you ever been to Brooklyn? There are people there whose parents weren’t alive when the Dodgers left town who think the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn was the greatest crime against humanity ever.

Can’t you just get a regular motor? I see delivery bikes with those in NYC all the time.