Colin, I dare say, does everything better.

Oh you!

Alrighty then, have a star for the talking ass.

This reminds me, we need to bring back Behind Closed Ovens! NOW!

WHERE ARE MY FALCONS!?

Ah, well that’s perfectly normal.
Good to know I can still procrastinate at work in a world where most people know a Larson-comic when they see it.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Larson, you don’t know Larson?

This we agree on.

Also guilty.
...but only when not in public, though. Never use “speakerphone” in public, asshole.

Haha! Yeah, give it a decade.
-but then I’ll be ten years older as well, crap, it just isn’t meant to be.

Haha! Yeah, give it a decade.
-but then I’ll be ten years older as well, crap, it just isn’t meant to be.

Stop, I can only get so erect!

Look! It’s science, even! Got a chart and everything.

And your lack of affordable health care! HAH!

Someone should get Bannon a black hooded robe for Christmas.

We’re talking 100% dark side alignment here.

I wonder what comes first:

If I had a million stars to give, they would be yours.
Alas I can only bestow one, but know that it is the brightest star I have ever given.

Your beautiful rant was exactly what I was hoping for, thank you!

“Do you think this smoke is toxic?” asked Liu Fang.

God, Cheetolini surrounds himself with such disgusting people. -disgusting both on the inside and outside.