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MyNameIsSueHowDoYouDoNowYou'reGonnaDie
hewhoshallnotbenamed

What is is with black people and chicken?

Hah!

No, you haven’t Pango Bright only dims your screen’s brightness.
F.Lux and Night Shift alter the screen’s colour temperature.

I know, I use Pango Bright and F.Lux.

Because it’s ugly, ostentatious, noisy, tacky and downright offensive to the eyes; just like every other piece of “xtreme gaming tech” the kids fawn over.

Don’t you dare call Legos useless plastic.
Don’t. You. Dare.

I like the word “homage”.
I always pronounce it in my head in an overdone, faux french accent.
“HOMMaaajjje”
“Hommmmaaaaajjjjje”

I only saw parts of one of those with the sound muted (the one with the blue villiain, I think? Was the blue guy and the lizard in the same movie? I can’t even)
And even with the sound of and not paying attention to the film, I really liked Garfield and the woman from Smokey and the Bandit.
They were good, damnit!

Surely Tidal failed because they wanted to appear like they fought for the little guy and put their tone deaf (hah!) millionaire idiots artists front and center as their champions.

Just a slight alteration:

Constantine - Silk Cuts

This gif needs to come out of the greys!

Reason or logic does not dent the zeal of a fanatic.

So here, have a nice “fuck off and die”, instead.

But what do you take if you’re not a ginger?

...all the executives and producers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they... oh look, something shiny our cocaine silos runeth dry.

You know when your mouth starts watering before you need to hurl your guts out through every orifice in your face?
Yeah, that’s where I’m at now.
-and I love popping pimples!

I just can not understand people who want to read the same book year after year.
I’ve heard of people who read sodding Lord of the rings once a year, and I can’t muster anything more eloquent than a baffled “...really? Really?!”.
The same short novel once a year I can accept, but god damned Lord of the neverending rings?

Why not instead create new characters instead of pissing all over the old ones?

And a well deserved punch in the face.

Boobs: feminist.

Also, amazeballs.

-me; a dude.

But do they actually eat all that?
It just looks like wanton waste of food to an (admittedly, dumbass) outsider.

...I CAN’T HELP IT OKAY!? I LIKE TIDDIES!

Sorry, you just hit something close to home there.