If you listen real carefull you can hear little boys all over the world jizzing their pants in unison.

It almost looks like he ...floats.

Caught in a landslide.

The inside of the thumb was the highlight for me. Felt incredibly alien, like something from ...Alien.

Call me crazy, but this looks like a joke to me.

You truly don’t know how fucked you are, do you?

Really nailed home the feels.

I’m going to “borrow” that gif. I suspect it will be used frequently over the next four years.

Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas!

Also, she’s such a nasty woman, don’t forget.

I was desperately looking forward to election day. After months of seeing this revolting swine daily on every newspaper, tv and computer, it would finally be over. Sweet relief.

Could it be that the most verbal, toxic assholes have moved on to more current matters?

That’s a very good question. Probably because people like fucking. And people who haven’t got anything resembling adequate education in the field of sexing are generally very likely to get unintentionally and inconveniently pregnant.

Give me a second, I’m just going to the bathroom to ...conduct some research into the matter at hand.

But ...why can’t they just focus on computers?

I never knew Batista could be funny.

Get fucked, swine.

That god damned shimmy song made me ache, all the way to the bone. Just...ugh let me die.