You just made my day! Which, incidentally, is my birthday, so thank you.

I have no idea what that means and it still brings me to tears laughing .

These are properly impressive.

Yeah...let me break it down for you. Hold on to your barely-haired, pre-pubescent testicles:

Haha, I was just wondering how ...heh anal she is about hygiene and germs.

Just a quick question, are you one of those people who always flushes the toilet with the lid closed because you’re afraid of getting fecal bacteria on your toothbrush?

Whales, for me, are terrifyingly awesome.

“She uses photosynthesis, get it? Also, tiddies”

Zombie Gear?!

Haha! I like you.

His choise of music is almost offensively tone deaf, considering that Trump is basically a member of the modern American aristocracy.

Looks like someone’s trying to get a convoy going.

HOLY SHIT

No offense taken at all, no worries.

Oh man, I was not aware of that.

I’m pretty sure they’re typing “earf “ because Smith has a cigar in his mouth when he says it.

Yeah, I’m all out of gifs.