Why does this look so familiar...

There is a driver’s side mirror, but none on the passenger’s side. GM was good at one thing: cost cutting.

N.O.M.A.D.

First glance: oooh, a an old TDI priced under $5K

I still say that dancing bit needs to be put to Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice.

ND.

R.I.P. Blizzard Polish 1994-2016

One forty-five caliber automatic

Call me crazy, but I love this. The lackluster engine is the only downside I see to this. But it’s a rare custom van with a stick that needs minimal work to make it drivable. $6,500 is very nice

I’d throw in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. It’s entirely hacking. Just most of it is the social kind, but there is at least one scene of computer hacking for grade manipulation. 

I’d counter that Real Genius was indeed hacking in the traditional sense, in that hacking is just exploiting security vulnerabilities to gain unauthorized access and/or control over any device. Hacking existed before the fully connected world. Hacking has also been done without a computer. Take the Capt Crunch Bo’Sun…

There are so very many red flags this looks like a parade in China.

My thought is to gut it and build a track car

Does the seller have 37 non-working Jeeps in his front yard? Because I’d only buy a used Jeep from someone that has 37 non-working Jeeps in his front yard, and I suspect most of Jalopnik feels the same way.

Calling the Ghost of David Tracy

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.