That’s going to be my new livery in Forza Horizon 5.

Thou shall not buy another’s project car.

How much Red Bull does it come with?

You roll a 1 on a D20 - Critical Fail.

The awful thing about Karens
Is Karens are awful things!
Their complaints are generally petty
To any old bullshit they’ll cling!
They’re bitchy, kitschy, twitchy, snitchy
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
But the one wonderful thing about Karens is
...they provide excellent viral content.

It’s a poser car. You play at owning a hot rod. ND

Reverse?  Are we sure?  Seems to be the location of the parking spots and the intact fence on the opposite side indicate something entirely different happened....

Look out, Marshall Lucky! ND.

I can smell the unreliability from here

One less Hummer on the road. Cool!

Worth. Every. Penny.

No Shits Given?

Listen, brother, this car has ben ROTTING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE NEXT TO MY C4 VETTE PARKED IN MY YARD OH YEAHHHHHH

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

I don’t have the money for the Macho Man Randy Savage outfits that I would have to wear to drive it around, which is sad

Just imagine being this person and getting to see the Hyundai, carefully lit by the setting sun, cresting the rise like a majestic water buffalo.

How is that germane to this conversation?

Rob’s just fucking with us now.

The poor litter feller probably kept up for the first mile or so...

And a monorail.