He also farted his way through his last hearing - can he spread covid that way?

Welcome to 95% of the marriages in Hollywood.

I guess you gotta do something besides golf while you ignore your country’s suffering.

I guess you gotta do something besides golf while you ignore your country’s suffering.

She treats her followers like friends? With friends who tweet about ridiculously overpriced handbags in the midst of a pandemic, and then try to justify it by bitching about not getting enough kudos for donating to charity, who needs fucking enemies.

I know you guys enjoy posting about this idiot for the clicks and…

Wuh oh, Matthew McConnaughey’s talking about “Hollywood elites”…

Heat Miser or go home.

Sort of an insult to a fantastically wonderful beverage, but yeah, that’s funny. :)

Exactly. Inspiring global conversation doesn’t always happen for positive reasons, Candace.

If Giuliani is telling you to calm your crazy, then you’re in trouble. This is hilarious.

Exactly! And now we’ve both learned a little Italian as well :)

“or a gauzier influence in Republican circles in a world where President Donald Trump still holds enormous political sway.”

Lol good question! I was speaking in the voice of George’s kids - I don’t believe for a second that man cuts his hair with a flowbee :) 

We don’t have a whole lot to be proud of these days, so we’re claiming Dolly. 

Mio padre taglia i capelli con un Flowbee.

You clearly don’t know what it’s like to live the life of a black woman, nor do you have any knowledge of the LAPD’s treatment of black people. But your patronizing tone is sadly amusing, and you’re clearly very proud of that - bravo.

A black woman wearing an LAPD hat? I have a hard time thinking of anything more heart attack-inducing.

My mind immediately went to the exploding trees article from a few weeks ago and I just couldn’t even bring myself to read this.

That’s cool! I would believe it if the popcorn came from Chicago - I think that’s what a lot of brands call the multi-flavor type of popcorn, “Chicago-style.” They really know what they’re doing when it comes to food in that city!

Just tremendous withdrawal. Yuge.