I wish I was a girly, just like my dear papa! Thanks for the flashback :)
So what, you add some Doc Martens and call it a kilt and suddenly wearing skirts is manly?
I tried to listen to what Khloe Einstein was saying today, but I couldn’t hear her over the the senate judiciary committee questioning zuckerberg and dorsey on TV and grabbing the remote to turn it down just felt like too much effort.
Yeah, that sounds like me! ;)
I’ve actually never seen one that had kettle corn instead of buttered either, at least in the tins with the mixes. But I always get mine at stores like Walgreens, so maybe I’m looking in the wrong places!
I truly pity those who can’t appreciate the salty/sweet deliciousness of mixing cheddar and caramel corn. And seriously, sugar cookies? I know you enjoy trolling us but that’s pushing it.
Neutrogena Ultra-Calming Face Wash ($9) and Oil of Olay Regenerist Micro-sculpting Cream ($25) - I like skincare that I can pick up at the Safeway along with my taco shells and caramel M&Ms.
Rachel Dratch for the win! “The hah-bah??” Amazing.
Monkey Christ was amazing. There is no, and will never be, any competition.
I know you’re awesomely being considerate with the pronouns, but Dictata is a man who spends his days on Jezebel telling us what we need to know about being women, and god forbid you disagree with the little coward!
To Mortal Dick-tata, the great dismisser:
This is a fantastic, historic day - why don’t you go fuck yourself and worry about your own loser-in-charge for a change.
Natural skin color!
Well that escalated quickly.
Well if we’re basing “fun” on the inane garbage above, then I guess not ;)
Thank you for the tip! Anything with the word “cringe” in the title sounds good to me.