This is just dumb. Loved your website/ blog, whatever in the fuck you want to call it...I don’t care, I’m middle-aged now and the world is passing me by and the correct terminology is going with it. But, goddamn it, Deadspin was my sanctuary from when the day was shitting on my leg with great aplomb. And just like…

I’m shocked! Historically, the German people are very sympathetic, understanding, and tolerant of viewpoints that differ from their own.

Pfffttttt. Back in my day, you had to be a former quarterback to try and kiss a female reporter. And you had to announce it a couple of times during in interview while sloppy drunk. Now? Now you just have to wear a quarterback’s jersey and, apparently, you get damn near carte blanche to attempt this shit.

Good, Sweet Jesus, Matthew...take one more pill a day and one less cup of coffee each morning. It’s fantasy football. Relax.

I appreciate how Wilson threw that pass EXACTLY how I would have thrown that pass — slow and lazy like I was tossing it to my 7 year old. Game recognizes game...

This is one of those rare things that I’ve heard of but had never seen. You know, like the Lions winning a championship.

Sweet Jesus, this is terrible. But, I suppose it just goes to show how unsafe it is to be a Bills fan...

Punching a fellow competitor in the head?!?!?!?!? I don’t understand any of this!!!!

Love this. Fuck Don Cherry, his silly ass wardrobe, his shitty takes, and his old time hockey schtick. 

I would define this entire clip as “uncomfortably fascinating.” “Uncomfortable” because nobody needs to see Bill Belichik’s cock and balls. Ever. “Fascinating” because how in the fuck do you work with someone for 10 years and only have 8 conversations with them? I need to acquire that skill but not at the unit price…

Who you calling “friend,” bud?

This scene from “Ocean’s Eleven” is all I can think of now...

“So where does that leave us? It’s super-true that Dez Bryant either did or did not control the ball. But it isn’t true or false whether that particular instance was an instance of control or not. For the supervaluationist, in other words, it’s true that Dez Bryant either did or didn’t catch the ball. But it isn’t…

“FOCUS!!!! INTENSITY!!!! THAT’S WHAT’S REQUIRED OF TRUE CHAMPIONS!!!!! AND THIS FUCKER HAS THOSE QUALITIES IN GOD-DAMNED SPADES!!!!”

“Millions of Milky Moo Moo’s Missed in Mass Moneyshot.”

No, I won’t. I mean, I have all of these fucking balloons and hats and noisemakers...

Look, if you can’t get your motor running for pictures of Flo AND huge savings on car insurance then, quite frankly, you’re a monster.

I saw Our Lady Peace in concert last year and they rocked just like it was the 90's, which is to say my mood was elevated slightly above casual indifference to their set.

As a Lions fan...yes, yes we should.

So, what my keen powers of observation have extracted from watching this clip: Butterbean is, indeed, attending baseball games.