Fight the good fight. I will read your non-sports coverage wherever it is posted. At this rate I hope you all leave for a new website not owned by fuckheads but I'm along for this ride wherever it takes me.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

But baseball, and baseball alone, is the only sport in which the very nature of the equipment is called into question as a function of the sport.

The American Way

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…

Alright everyone, that’s a wrap on this week. This comment is peak kinja this week and we should just knock off early and head to the bar. I look forward to reconvening Monday morning for Barry’s opening post.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Bowl? Try using a small mirror.

Cowardly take without including Grape Nuts IMHO.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

As a Gen X’er, I can assure you that ‘1982's Tron’ is real.

On the bright side, Europeans speaking in German but pausing to say, “Vat the fahk?” in English indicates that America’s role as a global leader is not so tarnished that it can no longer inspire other nations to aspire to this Shining City on a Fuckin’ Hill.

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

Okay, but who was mad the right way?

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.